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Message started by diva on 04. Mar 2004 at 07:35

Title: A good deed for the day?
Post by diva on 04. Mar 2004 at 07:35

A hungry vagrant comes to a farmhouse and raps gently on the door. When the farmer answers, the vagrant asks him, "Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven't had a good meal in several days." The owner says, "I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods for people. I've never given anything away for nothing. However, if you go around the back, you will see a gallon of pink paint and a clean paint brush. If you will paint my porch in the back of the house, I will give you a good meal."
So the hobo goes around back and a while later he again knocks on the door. The owner says, "Finished already? Good. Come on in. Sit down and have your dinner." The vagrant enjoys the sumptuous meal and then makes this insightful observation, "Thank you very much, sir. I really enjoyed the meal. But there's something that I think you ought to know. It's not a Porche you got back there. It's a Mercedes."

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